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Scrubbing the deck of enlightenment with the wirebrush of examination to remove the seagull feces of disillusionment.Wednesday, June 06, 2007
If you were...
If you were a rat
We'd put you to death
If you were a cat
We'd say you did meth
If you were a bug
We'd say you were smart
If you were a slug
We'd douse you in salt
But you're just an excuse
An excuse for a dog
You are worse than refuse
And you cheapen this blog
So do us a favor
And fall off a cliff
I would forever savor
If you were a stiff
We'd put you to death
If you were a cat
We'd say you did meth
If you were a bug
We'd say you were smart
If you were a slug
We'd douse you in salt
But you're just an excuse
An excuse for a dog
You are worse than refuse
And you cheapen this blog
So do us a favor
And fall off a cliff
I would forever savor
If you were a stiff
posted by Nathan # 5:51 PM 
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Oh Nathan, I know you know this already, but there are also a lot of advantages to having dogs...
Why do people call each other Dog (or "Dawg")?
It's because (even though they're not very good at telling when they're unwanted), dogs are loyal.
Your home dawg,
Willy
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Why do people call each other Dog (or "Dawg")?
It's because (even though they're not very good at telling when they're unwanted), dogs are loyal.
Your home dawg,
Willy
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