Scrubbing the deck of enlightenment with the wirebrush of examination to remove the seagull feces of disillusionment.
If you were a rat
We'd put you to death
If you were a cat
We'd say you did meth
If you were a bug
We'd say you were smart
If you were a slug
We'd douse you in salt
But you're just an excuse
An excuse for a dog
You are worse than refuse
And you cheapen this blog
So do us a favor
And fall off a cliff
I would forever savor
If you were a stiff